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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via motherfuckingdragonsyo)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via stormafter)

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship

(via schizotyrant)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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(via tyleroakley)

florizer:

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

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(via venvsly)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via tyleroakley)