I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
Imagine becoming what your url is
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"youre old enough to make your own appointments"
i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
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"Act my age?
the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
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"I already saw that on Tumblr."
literally everything (via casualfacestroking)
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When white people click anon:
When white people forget to click anon:
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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